Day 325: Fever, Aches, Chills, Tiredness, Sudden Symptoms?

I read an article on CNN regarding how the CDC is using Google searches to map flu outbreaks. They record where peoole are when they search, and see where there are clusters or patterns. Absurd, I know. While I don't think I'm anywhere near the flu, I decided to Google flu symptoms anyway. Not only did I learn about the flu, but I also got to mess with the CDC,too. In another life I'd love to be a (relatively lawful) infidel that's constantly bucking the system and sticking it to the government. But for now I'll have to settle for warping some CDC stats.