My cobbler* thinks this is what my last name is. Why it's funny is probably obvious but because it's Monday I'll spell it out anyway. It's funny due to the fact that:
- A person who deals in shoes thinks my last name includes the word "heel"
- I am a Tar Heel
*Yes, I have a cobbler. How grown up am I? (Or, how hard do I walk that I have a cobbler on call?)