Day 97: Can't all decisions be this easy?

A few summers ago I bought a Magic 8 ball. (Technically a magic 8 date ball, I just like that it was pink.) I decided that I would allow it to make all my decisions for me. This lasted sporadically for the rest of the summer, but was not very effective as when I didn't like its response, I just shook and tried again. I still use it occasionally for fun, and tonite let it decide what I would eat for dinner.

Should I have nachos for dinner?

I said, should I have nachos for dinner???!!!

Thanks. Off to make some nachos. And contemplate how many friends I will lose as a result of this sad little blog.